I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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