just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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