I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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