we're blogging at a bar
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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