u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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