Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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