Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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