IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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