I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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