just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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