If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
high people should be assigned attendants
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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