Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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