white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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