whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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