just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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