no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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