alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
please don't ironically join a cult
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