That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Don't EVER smell your tampon
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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