this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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