My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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