And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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