he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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