babies were throwing up all over the place
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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