No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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