is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My feet surprised me
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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