Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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