Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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