every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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