Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we're so committed to being not committed
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