brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper