Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?