Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.