You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.