I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event