# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Let's paint friendship bongs
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
BRING THE BAGELS
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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