I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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