physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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