I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So squirting runs in the family.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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