haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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