if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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