Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
bring money and cleavage
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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