My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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