At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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