You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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