So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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