Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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