Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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