Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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