You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
