Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don't tell me you're on acid again
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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