How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The feeling are messing with the penis
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
