That's intense
If that was your dad, he is hot
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Semen is not good for contacts.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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