The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Terrible idea I love it
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