There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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