Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
