My brain says no but my pants say off.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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