glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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