So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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