Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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