Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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