Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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